Here is a conversation between baby and I.....
Baby, (innocently)...Mum, what does the word Penis mean?
Me, (shocked)....Where did you hear that?
Baby.....From Bryce at school
Me (Professionally in my best nurses voice)....Well, it's the correct word for your privates
Baby...Oh
Me (Extremely disgusted with Bryce).....Why? What did that Bryce say? (ready for some retort that has me protecting my baby and doing some unmentionables to Bryce)
Baby (In a very matter of fact tone).......Bryce asked me if I knew what a penis was and I said "no" and Bryce said "neither do I!"
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